Me Fit-Wii Fit

A Nintendo Wii and the Wii Fit "game" - that's what I want for Christmas. Now, I'm sure you're asking yourself "What's so unusual about that"? Well, for starters my age bracket is somewhere around the speed limit in most states - the TRUCKERS speed limit. I don't have a Nintendo. I never had a Nintendo; but I want one now. The way I look at it - you're never to old to learn new things. I mean look at me!

As you can see I need to get in shape. I've already cut down to 5-6 cigars a day and ONLY 12 beers in preparation for my upcomin Wii Fit exercise program. I'm telling you, it's a sacrifice that will be well worth the extra years it's going to add to my life-span. In fact I tried a few sit ups yesterday to test myself and actually managed to get my head a whole six inches off the floor! (I know this because a beer can is 6 inches high and I put one near my head to measure). Look at the picture again - underneath that new vest my abs are crying for attention! At least I think they are. I know I'm supposed to have them...... somewhere.

My mother is a musician and in much better shape than I am. She likes to dance and can play almost any instrument known to man, so I figure that if I get the Wii for Christmas, then she can get the Wii Music game. She'll have loads of fun banging and clanging away at the various instruments available. I've got a picture of her so you can see that she is just made for the Wii Music!

I'm not sure that my father would like the Nintendo Wii, unless I could get him interested in Carnival Games. He might like visiting with some of his old friends on that one. He used to be a carnie when he was younger. He always told us kids that Barnum and Bailey "wouldn't be nuttin without me"! He told us he used to bring the water to the elephants too - but I don't believe him because it would be a full time job and my Paw ain't never worked a full day! He does love the animals though, as you can see by this very obviously "touched up" photo of him.

Now my sister Would LOVE the Nintendo Wii, cuz she could play all of those Mario Kart type games. She used to belong to the Hells Angels Ladies Auxiliary, but they kicked her out because her teeth kept falling out when she smiled in the wind! She's a LOT older than I am and so I'm counting on her to put in a good word with Mom and Dad for that Nintendo Wii. It's a family affair after all - dontcha think?

I hope you had fun going through all of this. I was browsing funny pictures and some of them just jumped out at me - so I had to share the fear!